Dentist: What kind of filling do you want in your teeth, boy?

Boy: Chocolate and ice cream.

Ritika Chatterjee, Class VIII,
Carmel School, Dhanbad, Jharkhand

Teacher: Romit, name a trophy associated with cricket.

Romit: Ranji Trophy, ma?am.

Teacher: Good. Now Amit, name another trophy.

Amit: Umm... the apostrophe?

Arkadeep Sur, Class V,
Kendriya Vidyalaya, Shillong, Meghalaya

Rahul and Rohit were travelling in a train. Rahul took out two bananas, handed one to Rohit and bit into the other one.

Rahul: Rohit, don?t have your banana! I just had mine and went blind.

Rohit: Don?t worry. The train has just entered a tunnel.

Shambaditya Das, Class VIII,
The St Xavier?s School, Malda, West Bengal

Pancham: Do you know why Gandhiji is so famous?

Sisir: That?s simple. He was born on a famous day like Gandhi Jayanti.

Mayank, Class V,
Delhi Public School, Bokaro, Jharkhand

Science teacher: Tell me Anivesh, what is a skeleton?

Anivesh: A man who has gone on a long diet and forgotten to eat.

Shiv Kalappa, Class VI,
Army School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Tom: Lisa, let?s go fishing at midnight! It will be lots of fun.

Lisa: But why at midnight? It will be pitch dark then.

Tom: Of course. That?ll be the right time to catch some starfish.

Ruchika Singhania, Class VIII,
Maria?s Public School, Guwahati, Assam

A boat was moving very slowly in thick fog. An old lady, who was getting impatient, finally went to the captain.

Lady: How far are we from land?

Captain: Half a mile.

Lady: In which direction?

Captain: Straight down to the bottom.

Jeet Biswas, Class VII,
Kendriya Vidyalaya, Guwahati, Assam

Q: What can a bird do that a man can?t do?

A: Take a bath in a saucer!

Sayon Dasgupta, Class VI,
Lyc?e School, Calcutta

Master: What did you give me to drink? I?ve had it and it tastes like ink.

Servant: Don?t worry, I?ll give you a piece of blotting paper. Chew it well and swallow it.

Swagata Sarkar, Class VIII,
Kendriya Vidyalaya, Cooch Behar, West Bengal

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn?t work?

A: A stick!

Prem Jacob Reni, Class VIII,
M.P. Birla Foundation High School, Calcutta

Father: You look very sad and dejected today, son. Did something go wrong in school?

Son: My teacher doesn?t know what a horse looks like.

Father: How can you say that?

Son: She asked the class to draw a horse today. Well, when I took my drawing to her she asked me what on earth it was.

Pratikant Mishra, Class VIII,
Kendriya Vidyalaya, Jharsuguda, Orissa