Man: My dog has no tail. Friend: Then how do you know when he is happy?

Man: Oh, he stops biting me.

SAYAN SAHA, Class VIII, Ramakrishna Mission Vidyapith, Purulia, West Bengal

Friend: If I die, what will you do? Rahul: I may also die.

Friend: Why?

Rahul: Sometimes too much happiness can cause death.

SHAMBADITYA DAS, Class VIII, St Xavier’s School, Malda, West Bengal

Q: What do ghosts call their navy? A: The ghost guard.

KUMAR SOURAV DAS, Class VII, Holy Rock School, Burdwan, West Bengal

Jack: How are elephants able to carry a huge quantity of luggage all the time?

Jill: Well, they have trunks, of course!

SOMRIK BANERJEE, Class VII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Customer: How much for this dog?

Salesman: Rs 2,000.

Customer: Is he faithful?

Salesman: Oh yes! He has been sold seven times and each time he has come back within 12 hours!

PRAKRITI ROY, Class VIII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Burdwan, West Bengal

Man: Can you quickly give me some medicine for a headache? The chemist rushed to the cupboard, took out a bottle and held it under the nose of the man. The strong medicine brought tears to the man’s eyes.

Chemist: Do you feel better now?

Man: I wanted the medicine for my mother!

ANKUSH SINHA, Class VII, Vikas Vidyalaya, Ranchi, Jharkhand

Ronit: Raju, today we will play inside the house.

Raju: Why?

Ronit: Because today my mother is taking driving lessons outside.

ARINJITA BHATTACHARYA, Class VIII, Bidya Bharti Girls’ High School, Calcutta

Ram: Ravi, do you find wrestling interesting?

Ravi: Yes, of course. I am very fond of the sport.

Ram: How will I know whether you are telling me the truth or not?

Ravi: Well, you can go to the nearby hospital and meet my classmates undergoing treatment there.

SIDHARTh RAI, Class VIII, Guwahati, Assam

A man was talking to the bus driver in a moving bus.

Man: It is a busy road. How will you drive your bus without any horn?

Driver: Don’t worry, sir! I have been driving like this for the last 15 years.

MONALISA CHATTERJEE, Class VI, St Joseph’s Convent School, Ghatsila, West Bengal

Teacher: If a bar of soap costs five rupees, how much will three bars cost?

Student: Ten rupees, sir.

Teacher: How?

Student: You buy two and get one free!

NEHA DAS, UKG, Happy Home English Medium School, Patharadi, Orissa