Visitor: Harry, you have your father’s eyes and your mother’s nose.

Harry: And my brother’s trousers.

Jharnika Gogoi, Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Sivasagar, Assam

Q: What do you call a newborn ant?

A: An infant!

Soumya Saha, Class IV, The Frank Anthony Public School, Calcutta

Brother: Vipul, your face looks exactly like an owl’s.

Vipul: Yes, everybody says that I look like you.

Surbhi Pandey, Class VII, Nazareth Academy, Gaya, Bihar

Father: Aditya, like last year, this year too you have failed in history. Why?

Aditya: That’s because history repeats itself.

Aditya Narayan Das, Class VII, W.W.A. Cossipore English School, Calcutta

Daughter: Papa, papa! I can see even when I close my eyes.

Father: What can you see?

Daughter: Darkness.

Sunayana Roy Medhi, Class VII, M.V.M. Public School, Guwahati, Assam

Master: Ramu, why are you putting the clothes out in the sun without washing them?

Ramu: That’s because there is a label on it which says, “Do not wash, dry clean.”

Alisha Parvin, Class IV, Bethel Baptist Mission School, Dhubri, Assam

Mohan: You know what, I have changed my mind. Rohit: So, does it work better than the old one?

Partha Doshi, Class VI, St Lawrence High School, Calcutta

Doctor: Raghav, where did you get hurt? Raghav: Near the radio shop.

Nissar Goel, Class VIII, St James’ School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Q: Why do doctors and nurses wear masks inside the operation theatre?

A: So that if anyone makes a mistake in the operation theatre, no one will know who did it.

Monomita Mukherjee, Class VIII, Narmada School, Calcutta

Teacher: I can’t give you admission. There are no more seats in class VII.

Boy: Don’t worry, ma’am. My father is a carpenter, he will make a new seat for me.

Ipsita Roy Barman, Class VI, The Assembly of God Church School, Purulia, West Bengal

Doctor: Please take three spoonfuls of this every morning.

Patient: But doctor, I just have one spoon in the house.

falguni debnath, Class VI, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Barrackpore, West Bengal

Teacher: Your father looks very fair now, but earlier he used to look very dark. How did that happen?

Boy: Sir, earlier he used to work in a coal mine, now he works in a flour mill.

Sayantan Barik, Class VII, Vidyasagar Vidyapith, Paschim Midnapore, West Bengal