Teacher: I want you to correct this sentence: It was me that broke the glass.

Student: It wasn’t me that broke the glass!

SAYAN SAHA, Class VIII, Ramkrishna Mission Vidyapith, Purulia, WB

Question: Why did Nehal ask his friends to give him all fused bulbs?

Answer: He had bought a new camera and wanted to set up a dark room.

SHAMBADITYA DAS, Class VIII, St Xavier’s School, Malda, WB

Patient: I keep gaining weight even after I have followed your diet chart.

Doctor: How is that possible?

Patient: Well, you see, I follow your prescribed diet chart along with the food I used to take before .

SOMRIK BANERJEE, Class VII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Teacher: When was Akbar born?

Student: On his birthday.

MD ABDUL HASSAN, Class V, DAV Public School, Pakur

Three friends try to outwit each each other by making up stories.

First: Have you heard of the Himalayas? My father built it!

Second: Have you heard of the Pacific Ocean? My father dug it!

Third: Have you heard of the Dead Sea? My father killed it!

SAMRAT LAHIRI, Class VIII, St Xavier’s School, Durgapur, WB

Bimal: When is it safe to jump off a moving bus?

Amal: When the hospital is nearby!

SAYAN DUTTA, Class VIII, Scottish Church Collegiate School

Question: How do we pronounce Madagascar?

Answer: Mad, a gas, car.

ZOHAIB MD SULAIMAN, Class V, Kendriya Vidylaya, Begusarai, Bihar

Amlan: Grandma why do you wear spectacles while sleeping?

Grandma: So that I can see my dreams clearly!

NEHA DAS, UKG, Happy Home English Medium School, Patharadi, Orissa

One day two inmates of a mental asylum were discussing the scientific progress made by our scientists.

First man: We are making a rocket so powerful that we will go right inside the sun. Second man: my god! Don’t do that! We will be burnt alive!

First man: Oh! Don’t worry. We won’t go during the day. We will go at night.

NISSAR GOEL, Class VIII, St James’ School, Binnaguri, WB

Teacher: Aman, how much money will you have if your mother gave you Rs 10 and you already had Rs 2.

Aman: Rs 2, sir.

Teacher: What a shame, Aman. You don’t know even this simple arithmetic!

Aman: Sir, you don’t know my mother!

ANKIT KANSAL, Class VIII, St James’ High School, Binnaguri, WB