Mother: Why didn’t you take the medicine the doctor had prescribed? Son: The bottle has the words “keep tightly corked” written on it.

SHAMBADITYA DAS, Class VIII, St Xavier’s School, Malda, West Bengal

Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

Teacher: When I ask you a question in English, you must answer in English.

Student: Sorry, my name is Sun Light!

Rajat Philip, Class VI, D.P.S, R.K. Puram, New Delhi

Mother: I think Junior is going to be an astronaut when he grows up.

Father: What makes you think so?

Mother: I spoke to his teacher today, and she said all he’s good at is taking up space.

Bahnnisikha Mishra, Class VI, Loreto Convent School, Asansol, West Bengal

Interviewer: Give me the opposite words.

Pammi: Ok.

Interviewer: Made in India.

Pammi: Destroyed in Pakistan.

Interviewer: Maximum.

Pammi : Mini-dad.

Interviewer: Enough! Take your seat.

Pammi : Don’t take my seat.

Interviewer: Idiot! Take your seat.

Pammi : Clever! Don’t take my seat.

Interviewer: I reject you!

Pammi : You appoint me .

Interviewer: .......!!!!!!! !

Abhinav Gohain, Class V, Maharishi Vidya Mandir, Zaporigog, Assam

Rahul: Raj, give me a cup of tea.

Raj: Sure.

Rahul: Why have you not added sugar to it?

Raj: Because the doctor said that you already have sugar!

SOUMALYA DAS, Class VI, Hartley High School, Calcutta

A father asked his son to show his report card. The son climbed up on top of the cupboard and took out his report card.

Father: Son, why have you hidden it on top of the cupboard? You have stood first!

Son: My teacher had written on it, “Keep it up”!

Md Ahsanul Jinnah, Class VI, St James School, Bimaguri , West Bengal

Teacher: Where is the English Chanel?

Rahul: I do not know. Our TV set only telecasts local channels.

HARSH AGARWAL, Class VI, Don Bosco, Liluah West Bengal

Papa bear: Somebody has eaten all my porridge! Baby bear: Somebody has eaten all my porridge!

Mama bear: Nag! Nag! Nag! I haven’t even made it yet!

Shantanu Deb, Class VIII, St Xavier’s Institution, Sodepur, West Bengal

Question: Why do bears have such long hair?

Answer: Because there are no barbers in the forest!

Pritish Sanyal, Class V, D.P.S., Farakka, Murshidabad, West Bengal