Bunty: Why are you scared of the tiger? This is only a film!

Mini: You and I know that. But does the tiger know?

swarntika chakraborty, Class VIII, Nivedita Vidyapith, Barrackpore, West Bengal

Mother: Ronnie, eat the spinach, it is good for growing children.

Ronnie: But, mom, who wants to grow children?

aishwarya prasad, Class V, Dhanbad Public School, Jharkhand

Question: Which liquid changes into solid when you heat it?

Answer: The albumen of the egg.

rajdeep karmakar, Class IV, St Xavier’s School, Durgapur, West Bengal

Three boys were boasting about their fathers.

First boy: Do you know my father is a taxi driver?

Second boy: Do you know my father is a bus driver?

Third boy: This is nothing, do you know my father is a screw driver?

roshan shah, Class V, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta

Judge: The next man to raise his voice will be thrown out.

Prisoner: Hip-hip-hurrah!

harsh agarwal, Class VI, Don Bosco, Liluah, West Bengal

Teacher: Who built the Taj Mahal?

Student: Shahjahan.

Another student: Wrong answer, sir. Taj Mahal was built by labourers!

pranjoy deb, Class VII, Assembly of God Church School, Calcutta, West Bengal

Soham: I saw an army of ants rushing towards a piece of chocolate, but one of the ants came and went away without even touching the chocolate! Isn’t it strange?

Tarun: I guess the ant has diabetes!

leslie david, Class VIII, Gulmohar High School, Jamshedpur

Vivek: Which car has your father bought?

Akshat: It starts with a T.

Vivek: Really? Ours start only with petrol!

vivek patodia, Class VIII, Don Bosco, Calcutta

Shopkeeper: Sir, do you want a pocket calculator?

Customer: No, thank you. I already know how many pockets I have.

Shahid nawaz, Class VI, New Horizon School, Calcutta

Question: How did Rohit ‘measure’ how long he has slept?

Answer: He slept with a ruler by his side.

Shambaditya das, Class VIII, St Xavier’s School, Malda, West Bengal

One day a man asked his servant to buy a box of matchsticks. Once the the servant returned:

Man: What’s this? None of the matches are lighting up!

Servant: How can that be? I tested each of them before I bought them!

S. k. akbar ali, Class VII, Belpahar Refractories M.E. School, Orissa