A small boy was standing with a banana peel outside a shop.

Shopkeeper: What do you want?

Boy: A refill.

Jonash Tamang, Class II, Shalom Academy, Debrung, Namchi, South Sikkim

A man kept buying tickets for the same movie.

Ticket seller: You are alone. Then why are you buying so many tickets for the same movie?

Man: What else can I possibly do? Every time I enter the hall with a ticket, a man snatches it and tears it.

Somrik Banerjee, Class VIII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Teacher: How do you spell cat, Rani?

Rani: C ? A ? I ?

Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn’t have an ‘I’!

Rani: So how do cats catch mouse?

PRATEEK JHA, Class V, Delhi Public School, Bokaro Steel City, Jharkhand

Mother to her naughty child: You have been fighting again. You have lost two of your teeth.

Naughty child (grinning): I haven’t lost them, they are in my pocket.

KUNDAN ADHIKARY, Class VIII, Don Bosco School, Guwahati, Assam

Publisher: I have got some good as well as some bad news for you.

Writer: Give me the good news first.

Publisher: Paramount loved your story.

Writer: That’s wonderful! Now tell me the bad news.

Publisher: Paramount is my dog. He ate up your story.

sayani mitra, Class VIII, Carmel Convent School, Durgapur, West Bengal

Raju rushed home excitedly after school. Raju: Mother, you will be glad to know that I won three prizes today.

Mother: That’s wonderul. What are they for?

Raju: The first one is for good performance, the second one is for sharp memory and the third one is for...umm... I am sorry, I can’t remember.

Aditya narayan das, Class VIII, W.W.A. Cossipore English School, Calcutta, West Bengal

Rohan: My headache has vanished after chatting with you for the past one hour. Sunil: It hasn’t gone anywhere. You have passed it on to me.

satyaki chakravarty, Class VII, Atomic Energy Central School, Jaduguda, Jharkhand

Father: I have been watch ing you for the last few days. Why have you been giving the hens hot water to drink? Anant: So that they deliver boiled eggs for breakfast.

ankit kansal, Class VIII, St James School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Question: What do you call a cow without legs?

Answer: Ground beef.

sonali royl, Class VI ,Loreto Convent, Entally, Calcutta