Sam: My dad is a great hunter in Australia. He shoots polar bears.

Tom: But there are no polar bears in Australia.

Sam: None? Well, he must have shot all of them.

Anwesha Das, Class IV, Seven Set School, Shillong

Judge: Who brought the allegation? A fat lady stood up and said: My Lord, I’m the ‘Alligator’!

Nilanjan Maitra, Class IV, South Point School, Calcutta

Reena: William, how many poles do you have on Earth?

Tina: Three.

Reena: Wrong.

Tina: No, right. The three poles are North pole, South pole and Tadpole.

Drima Chakraborty, Class IV, South Point School, Calcutta

A student was showing some friends around his university.

He pointed to a window saying: This is the room of the principal.

Then he picked up a stone and threw it towards the window. An angry red face looked out.

Student: And there is the principal himself.

Dhritiman Debbarman, Class VII, Ramakrishna Mission Vidyalaya, Agartala

Director: You have to jump from the fourth floor of this building.

Actor: Sorry. I can’t do that. What if I get killed or injured?

Director: Don’t worry. This is the last scene in the movie.

Anisha Das, Class V, St Thomas Girls School, Calcutta

Domestic help: Master, I’ve brought lunch for you.

Master: But, I’ve lost my appetite.

Domestic help: Don’t worry. I’ll find it for you.

Sayan Saha, Class VII, Aditya Academy, Barasat, West Bengal

Mother: Why are you dropping the sweets on the floor? We’ll have ants all over the place. Son: But mom, I ate sweets yesterday and I didn’t see ants all over my stomach.

Sindhu Biswas, Class IV, Central Modern School, Calcutta

Professor: Ashok,

which three words are most often used by college students?

Ashok: I don’t know.

Professor: Absolutely correct!

Atrayee Dutta, Class VI, Kendriya Vidyalaya,Guwahati

Child: Father, you’d said that roots would grow from the rose plant after it’s planted, but there’s nothing.

Father: How do you know?

Child: Because I have been pulling it out from the soil everyday and checking.

Soumitra Ghatak, Class VII, B.R. D.A.V. Public School, Bihar

Son: Can you write in the dark?

Daddy: Yes, but why?

Son: Then please sign my report card.

Noorus Sabah, Class VII, Welland Gouldsmith School, Calcutta