Teacher: What is the formula of water?

Student: It’s H, I, J, K, L, M, N,

Teacher: What? Don’t you pay attention in class?

Student: Yes, ma’am. Didn’t you say that the formula for water is H2O?

Somdutta Das,
Class V, Contai Public School, Midnapore, West Bengal

Father: Sunita, do you remember the the name of the girl who pushed her father from the Howrah Bridge?

Sunita: Yes. I do remember. It was Push pita.

Anubha Ttibrewal,
Class VI, St Andrew’s High School, Birbhum, West Bengal

Ajay: Dogs are terrible dancers.

Rajesh: But how can you tell that?

Ajay: They have two left feet.

Khushboo Mehta,
Class IV, Mahadevi Birla High School, Calcutta

Teacher: Where is your sweater?

Student: It’s in my bag?

Teacher: But why?

Student: My bag was feeling cold.

Sudip Dey,
Class V, St Xavier’s School, Purulia, West Bengal

Teacher: So, tell me children, how many of you want to go to heaven?

All the students raised their hands except Ilama.

Teacher: Ilama, don’t you want to go to heaven?

Ilama: Yes miss, but my mother told me to go straight home.

Titash Mandal,
Class VII, Carmel High School, Calcutta

Student: Sir, I am planning to land on the Sun in my private spaceship.

Teacher: But, won’t the spaceship melt?

Student: Don’t worry sir. I have taken that point into account. I will be travelling only at night.

Abu Solyman Darani,
Class VIII, Hindu School, Calcutta, West Bengal

Question: Why did the football get hurt?

Answer: Because the players were kicking it.

Rohit Chakraborty,
Class V, Garden High School, Calcutta, West Bengal

Teacher: What would you do, if you were to share two mangoes with four friends?

Student: I would wait for my friends to leave.

Mohit Maheshwari,
Class VII, Sarwar Memorial School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal

Beggar: Please give some alms.

Man: Why don’t you work for me. I will pay you a daily wage of Rs 30.

Beggar: Guess what? If you tag along with me to beg, I will pay you Rs 60 per day.

Rahul Kumar,
Class V, St Paul’s Mission School, Calcutta, West Bengal