A car racer and a biker are talking about their last performance. Biker: Want to know why I lost my previous race?

Car racer: Go ahead.

Biker: My accelerator and gear lever went out of order as I was about to finish the last lap.

Car racer: That’s sad. Do you know why I won my last race?

Biker: Tell me .

Car racer: As I was driving, my car’s brake failed and so I went zooming ahead of all the racers to win the race.

sonat Syman, Class VIII, St Thomas High School, Howrah, West Bengal

Question: What goes up but never comes down? Answer: Your age.

vinita behal, Class VI, Mahadevi Birla Higher Secondary School, Calcutta

Ankit: I can prove that you are mad. Ashish: How?

Ankit: You just have to answer three simple questions. You just have to say a yes or a no.

Ashish: Ok.

Ankit: Are you mad?

Ashish:No.

Ankit: Were you mad?

Ashish: No.

Ankit: Has your madness been cured?

Aqsua Zia, Class V, Fazlul Haque Girls Higher Secondary School, Calcutta

Teacher: I shall punish you

tomorrow for not doing your homework.

Student: Oh! Great.

Teacher: How is that great?

Student: I won’t be coming to school tomorrow because I will be down with fever.

sneha majumdar, Class VIII, Patha Bhavan, Calcutta

Mina was planning to bunk school.

So she called her head master.

Mina: Sir, Mina won’t be coming to school today.

Head master: Why?

Mina: She has fever.

Head master: May I know who is speaking?

Mina: My mother.

Head master: Caught you.

drima chakraborty, Class IV, South School, Calcuttal

Wife: Could we drive back home?

Husband: Why?

Wife: Hurry! We have to go back home. The house will burn down because I have forgotten to turn off the gas.

Husband: No dear, it won’t. I have left the shower on.

salam khan, Class VI, Trinity High School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal

Sonia: Can you do anything unique? Annia: Yes, I can read my own handwriting.

Suchetna Das, Class VII, Behrempur Maharani Kaheshwari Girls High School, West Bengal

Teacher: How many types of bonds are there? Name them.

Student: There are four types of chemical bonds. They are electrovalent, covalent, co-ordinate bonds and James Bond.

Spandita Pal, Class VIII, St Augustine Day School, Shyamnagar, West Bengal