One day the maths teacher saw that one of her students was not paying attention in class.

Teacher: Ramesh, stand up. Tell me what is two, four, 28 and 33?

Ramesh: Pogo, Mtv, Animax and Cartoon Network.

Sohini Chakraborty,
Class VII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Question: What is an astronaut’s favourite place on a computer?

Answer: The Space bar!

Hardic Bhattacharyya
Class VI, St Xavier’s School, Purulia

Son: Is being very greedy a bad habit?

Father: Yes indeed, we should not ask for more than we need to meet our basic needs.

Son: Then it’s ok. I wasn’t too greedy and got 10 in my maths paper.

Ankita Ghosh,
Class II, Delhi Public School, Guwahati

A student comes to school wearing a black shoe on one foot and a white shoe on the other.

Teacher: Go home and change your shoes.

Student: But I have one black and one white shoe at home as well.

Ritwika Chakraborty,
Class VI, St Thomas’ Girls’ School, Calcutta

Pritesh: I have lost my pet dog.

Chetan: Why don’t you give an advertisement in the papers?

Pritesh: Don’t be ridiculous Chetan, my dog can’t read.

Khushboo Punjabi,
Class VI, Calcutta International School, Calcutta

A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at their artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked her what the subject of her drawing was.

Girl: I’m drawing a picture of God.

Teacher: But we don’t know what God looks like.

Girl: You will, in a minute.

Anisha Roy,
Class IV, Steel Carmel School, Durgapur

Teacher spots Anil sleeping in her class.

Teacher: Somu, wake Anil up.

Somu: You were the one who put him to sleep. You wake him up!

S.Venkatesh,
Class VIII, S.H.M.D, Jaigaon, West Bengal

Customer: What is the price of thisdog?

Dog dealer: This dog is priced at Rs 5,000.

Customer: Isn’t that too much?

Dog dealer: Isn’t the dog wonderful?

Customer: Yes, the dog may be wonderful, but is he faithful?

Dog dealer: Absolutely, Sir. He has been very faithful. I have sold him seven times, and he has always come back within 12 hours.

Juhi Choudhary,
Class VI, Pragjyotish E.M. High School, Guwahati

Mini: What is the opposite of Nagpunchmi?

Shiney: Nag don’t punch me!

Nupur Gupta,
Class VI, D.A.V. Jawahar Vidya Mandir, Ranchi