Question: What is the difference between a school master and a station master?

Answer: A school master trains the mind and the station master minds the trains!

Subham Singha Roy,
Class VIII, St Augustine’s Day School, Calcutta

A film director is directing a film. Film director(to the actor) : You have to jump from a 10-storeyed building.

Actor: I will die if I jump from such a height.

Film director : Don’t worry; it is your last scene anyway.

Nibir Saha,
Class VIII, Faculty Higher Secondary School, Guwahati

Teacher to Jay: When was Akbar born?

Jay: I am sorry, I don’t know the answer.

Teacher: Look up the book and tell me.

Jay: It says Akbar (1542 - 1605).

Teacher: Why didn’t you see it earlier?

JAY: I thought it was his phone number!

Uddipta Chattopadhyay,
Class VII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Question: When do you stop at green and go at red?

Answer: When you’re eating a watermelon!

Prashan Deep Rungta,
Class V, Lakshmipat Sighania Academy, Calcutta

Doctor: Ram, open your mouth and show me your tongue.

Ram: No, doctor. I won’t show it to you.

Doctor: Why not?

Ram: Because my parents and teachers told me that it is bad manners to show your tongue to elders.

Rushil Sharma,
Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Nazira

Anjali: Yuck!! There’s a bug in my meat loaf.

Cafeteria worker: Well, take it home and remember that you are not allowed to bring your pets to school.

Noma Nazish,
Class VIII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Upper Shillong, Meghalaya

One day a man was walking down a road quite aimlessly. He met a boy and started talking to him.

Man: Can you tell me where this road is going?

Boy: This road doesn’t go anywhere, it stays right here.

Dinku Sharma,
Class III, Maharishi Vidya Mandir Public School, Guwahati

Teacher: Raju, make a sentence with ‘‘friendship’’.

Raju: My friend’s ship sank yesterday!

Moushumi Bora,
Class VII, V.K.V. Tafrogam Tezu, Arunachal Pradesh

A person who knew a thief was talking to him.

Man: How are you?