A student complains to his teacher.

Student: Didn’t you ask me to write a letter to my friend in the English exam?

Teacher: Yes, what’s the problem?

Student: It’s been a week, but my friend has still not received the letter.

Sourav Hazra,
Class VII, Sri Aurobindo Vidyamandir, Chandernagore

Q: Why did the boy carry a ladder with him to school?

A: Because he wanted to go to high school.

Mohit Kumar Jjaiswal,
Class VIII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write an essay on football.

Davis (after one minute): Here’s my paper, sir.

Teacher: What did you manage to write so quickly?

Davis: Match called off due to rain.

Noma Nazish,
Class VIII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Upper Shillong

Swapan: When and where were you born?

Rumki: I was born in a hospital on my birthday.

Subhajit Dey,
Class V, Vidyasagar Sishu Niketan, Midnapore

Ravi and Rishi go to a hotel.

Ravi: The bathtub in this hotel is very small.

Rishi: Don’t tell me you took a bath in the commode again!

Tathagata Bhowmik,
Class VII, Don Bosco School, Park Circus

Amal and Kamal were talking about space travel.

Amal: If I had the chance, I would visit the Sun.

Kamal: You fool! Don’t you know that you would get burnt?

Amal: Don’t worry, I will go there on a winter night.

Victor Ray,
Class VI, Mahesh Sri Ramkrishna Ashram Vidyalaya, West Bengal

A thief was brought to court.

Judge: Don’t you feel ashamed that you come here again and again?

Thief: Then you are the one who should be more ashamed.

Judge: How so?

Thief: Your honour, I come here twice a year, but you come here every day!

Arijit Dhar,
Class VIII, Kalyani Central Model School, Kalyani

A computer class is in progress.