Rohan: What did Mr and Mrs Bigger call their child?

Karan: I don’t know. What?

Rohan: Biggest. Because he was a ‘little Bigger’.

Ashay Bajpai, Class VI, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Cossipore, Calcutta

Chikku: Do you know what my father has done?

Billu: No. What has he done?

Chikku: He dug the Suez Canal.

Billu: Know what my father has done?

Chikku: No. What did he do?

Billu: Heard of the Dead Sea?

Chikku: Of course.

Billu: Well, it was my father who killed it.

Pallabi Sen, Class V, Adarsha Balika Sikshayatan, Calcutta

Teacher: What travels faster — heat or cold?

Student: Heat.

Teacher: How do you know that?

Student: Because we often catch a cold.

Ritika Kumari, Class V, Sacred Heart Convent School, Jamshedpur

Two friends were talking among themselves.

First friend: Our village neighbour, Mr Roy, was very kind-hearted. He willed that all his belongings should go to the needy after his death.

Second friend: What belongings did he have?

First friend: Three sons and four daughters.

Joydeep Nandy, Class IV, B.D. Memorial Institute, Pratapgarh, Calcutta

Ram: Where does a cat go, when it loses its tail?

Rahim: To a re-tail shop.

Shresths Deb Barman, Class VI, Pratt Memorial School, Calcutta

Sam: Why are there more dentists than eye specialists?

Ram: Because we have 32 teeth and only two eyes.

Pratiti, Class III, La Martiniere for Girls, Calcutta

Beggar: Give this blind man some alms.

Rohit: Are you really blind?

Beggar: Yes. I can prove it.

Rohit: How?