John had gone inside the ATM counter to withdraw money, while Jack was waiting outside.

Jack (when John comes out): I have seen your ATM password.

John: Really? Tell me what it is.

Jack: It is four stars (****).

John: You really are foolish. It is actually 7894.

Dipanjan Pal,
Class VII, Howrah Zilla School, Howrah

A teacher was talking to a student after the latter’s English examination.

Teacher: How did you fare in the test?

Student: Not so well. I thought and I thought and I thought, but I could not remember the past tense of ‘think’.

Ayush Bhattacharya,
Class VI, South Point High School, Calcutta

Q: What did one ghost say to the other?

A: Do you believe in human beings?

Afif Ahmed,
Class VIII, Bishop Morrow School, Krishnagar

Student: Do you know someone who can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?

Teacher: That’s impossible. No one can jump that high.

Student: Actually, we all can. The Eiffel Tower can’t jump.

Sayantan Halder,
Class VIII, Ramakrishna Mission Siksha Mandir, Sarisha

Teacher: What happened when the wheel was invented?

Student: It caused a revolution.

Mohit Kumar Jaiswal,
Class VIII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Manager: Why are you looking so worried?

Chef: There are all sorts of bugs in the food. I don’t know what to do.

Manager: Don’t worry. I will announce a Chinese food festival.

Alisa Farha,
Class VII, Krishna Rampur High School, West Bengal

Teacher: Name an aquatic animal.

Student: Fish.

Teacher: Good. Now name five more.

Student: Father fish, mother fish, grandfather fish, grandmother fish and brother fish.

Dibyarup Saha,
Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri

A woman returned home one evening and called her new maid.

Woman: Did you clean out the refrigerator like I asked you to in the morning?

Maid: Yes, ma’am, and everything was delicious.

Md Adil Saghir,
Class VIII, St Xavier’s School, Raiganj

Judge: Why did you steal the car?

Prisoner: Your honour, I saw it parked outside the cemetery and thought that the owner wouldn’t need it any more.

Kishalay De,
Class VIII, S.D.A. Senior Secondary School, Calcutta

Question: Why was Cinderella never a part of the volleyball team?