A teacher asks a student to bring some photographs of India’s capital. Anubhav brings back pictures of

Calcutta.

Teacher: Why have you brought photos of Calcutta?

Anubhav: Because that is what I had written in my geography exam.

Utshob Mazumder, Class V, Loyola School, Jamshedpur

Akash : Are you telling me that you entered a lion’s cage and came out without a scratch? It’s impossible. I don’t believe it!

Neeraj: Yes, it’s possible. The lion was not inside when I entered the cage.

Md Salik, Class VII, St Thomas’ Day School, Calcutta

Question: Which is a monkey’s favourite month?

Answer: Ape-ril!

Nihal Prakash, Class VII, La Martiniere School for Boys, Calcutta

Father: Raghu, how do you like your new school?

Raghu: The school’s all right, but the maths teacher isn’t very good. Today, she said that four and four make eight.

Father: But she was right.

Raghu: But only yesterday she said that five and three make eight.

Dibku Sharma, Class IV, Maharishi Vidya Mandir Public School, Guwahati

Mahesh: Why does the cow give us milk?

Pradeep: Because it doesn’t know how to sell it.

Gagan Prasad, Class IV, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Dum Dum

A man goes to a doctor with both his ears badly burnt. Doctor: How did this happen?

Man: I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang. Absentmindedly, I pressed the hot iron to my ear.

Doctor: But what happened to the other ear?

Man: That silly person called again!

Prabhat Kumar Prasad, Class VI, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Dum Dum

Two mad men are talking amongst themselves.

First man: Do you know who I am? None other than Amitabh Bachchan.

Second man: Who told you?

First man: God himself.

Second man: When did I say that?

Hrishikesh Kha, Class VIII, Raymond Memorial Higher Secondary School, Falakata,

Jalpaiguri

Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write an essay on a cricket match.

Raju (after 3 minutes): Here’s my paper, ma’am.

Teacher: How did you manage to write so quickly?

Raju: Match called off due to rain.

Dibyendu Pusti, Class VIII, K.T.P.P. High School, Mecheda, East Midnapore

Teacher: Spell ‘wrong’.

Student: R--N-G.

Teacher: That’s wrong.

Student: Thanks, sir.

Arcaprova Roychowdhury, Class VII, Don Bosco School, Bandel