Deepali: With what do you count the number of calls made from a phone?

Sonali: A ‘call’-culator.

Shrine Sonali Bhuyan, Class VI, Loyola School, Bhubaneswar

Riya: My seniors in school tease me, saying I am still a kid. But from tomorrow, they won’t be able to do that any longer.

Pritam: How come?

Riya: My teacher taught me how to convert months to years.

Indrani Chowdhary, Class VIII, Niva Ananda Vidyalaya, Bansdroni

Question: Name a key that can carry a load.

Answer: A don-key.

Rupsagar Chatterjee, Class VII, St Francis Elite School, Calcutta

Ram: Shyam, can you speak English?

Shyam: Yes.

Ram: Then speak.

Shyam: English!

Shristi Chaudhary, Class V, D.A.V. Public School, NIT Campus, Jamshedpur

Question: Can you name an air on which you can sit?

Answer: A ch-air!

Smritirupa Mishra, Class VIII, Dalmiya Vidya Mandir, Orissa

Bunny: Do you know of a table that has no legs?

Teddy: A multiplication table.

Shreerupa mishra, Class II, Dalmiya Vidya Mandir, Orissa

Teacher: You should not say ‘I ain’t going’. You should say ‘I am not going’, ‘He is not going’ and ‘They are not going’.

Student: Gee, ain’t anybody going?

Sandipan Goswami, Class VI, South Point High School, Calcutta

Man: Why are you putting your hands into my pockets?

Boy: I wanted to borrow your pen.

Man: Couldn’t you just ask for it?

Boy: I don’t talk to strangers.

Suraj Banerjee, Class VI, St Xavier’s School, Purulia

Aditi: What do you call a song sung by a car?

Sheila: A car-toon?

Asmita Sengupta, Class VII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: I started late from home.

Teacher: Why didn’t you start early?

Student: By the time I woke up, it was too late to start early.

Haradhan Mohanto, Class VII, Vidya Bhavan School, Nagaland

Doctor: Are you feeling all right now?

Patient: Yes, but there is still a problem with my breathing.

Doctor: Don’t worry. I will stop that in no time.

Prosenjit Mukherjee, Class VII, Ambha High School, Rampurhat, Birbhum