Question:Where do horses go when they are ill?

Answer: The Horse-pital.

Vipasha Dutta Roy, Class V, South Point School, calcutta

Son : Dad please give me a glass of water.

Father : I can’t

Son : Please...

Father : Stop annoying me or I’ll slap you.

Son : Fine. When you’ll come to slap me, bring a glass of water along, as well.

Dhritiman Debbarman, Class VIII, Ramakrishna Mission Vidyalaya, Amtali, Tripura

Question: Why didn’t the camel cross the road?

Answer: Because it was a zebra crossing!

Sudit Sood, Class II, Don Bosco School, Siliguri

Boy: Is the train running on time?

Driver : No, not on time but on wheels.

Sayoni Ghosh, Class III, Kerala Public School, Kadma, Jamshedpur

Aryan: Ram, didn’t you go to the movie theatre?

Ram : I went. But I saw the first scene and came back.

Aryan: Why did you come back? Didn’t you like the film?

Ram : No, at the end of the first scene it was written ‘‘After two years’’!

Aniruddha Baidya, Class V, Hem Sheela Model School, Durgapur

Irish potato 1: I am about to change my nationality.

Irish potato 2: How are you going to do that?

Irish potato 1: By turning into French fries!

Sumer Roy, Class v, Calcutta Boys’ School, Calcutta

An American came to visit Delhi. He took an auto. The autodriver took him to the Red Fort.

Autodriver: This is the Red Fort. It took hundreds of years to build.

American: In our country, such buildings are constructed in a few months.

They then went to a mosque.

Autodriver: This mosque took more than a year to build.

American: In our country, it can be built in a month’s time.

The autodriver became very angry. They then went to see the Qutub Minar.

American: What is this?

Autodriver: I don’t know. It wasn’t here in the morning.

Nikhil Agarwal, Class: VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri

Tony: Why did you run into a tree last night?

Bony: It wasn’t my fault. I honked a number of times but the tree didn’t get out of my way.

Soubhik Deb, Class: VIII, St Mary’s Orphanage and Day School, Calcutta

Teacher: How can 2+2 become 5 instead of 4?

Student: Simple, by mistake.

Rupsagar Chatterjee, Class: VII,St Francis Elite School, Calcutta