Traffic officer: Why haven’t you switched on your headlight at night?

Biker: I don’t need to. There’s plenty of light outside.

The officer takes out the air from the offender’s bike.

Biker: Hey! What are you doing?

Traffic officer: You won’t need it. There’s plenty of air outside.

Nimagna Hazra, Class IV, Salt Lake CA School, Calcutta

Mohit: Do you know the three words that an ignorant person says most often?

Anish: I don’t know.

Mohit: Right.

Mohit Maheswari, Class VIII, Sarwar Memorial School, Banarhat, West Bengal

Man: Officer, someone has left a bomb in my garden.

Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Rohan Paul, Class VIII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Guwahati

Teacher: Sonu, do you say your prayers before eating?

Sonu: I don’t have to. My mother is quite a good cook.

Nikhil Agarwal, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri

Rina: Tina, what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster?

Tina: I don’t know.

Rina: We would get our salary every day.

Satabdi Chandra, Class VIII, Julien Day School, Ganganagar

Question: Why does Manmohan Singh take a walk in the evening and not in the morning?

Answer: Because he’s the PM, not the AM.

Utkarsh Jain, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri

Question: Why do doctors and nurses wear masks?

Answer: So that if there’s a mistake, no one would know who did it.

Madhumanti Maity, Class VIII, St Xavier’s High School, Haldia

Man: Tell me what time it is.

Servant: I don’t know how to tell the time, sir.

Man: Just tell me where the large hand and the small hand are.