Ram: I don’t like eggs.

Rohan: Why?

Ram: Because they always keep appearing on my mark sheet!

Subhamita Sengupta, Class V, Vivekananda Mission School, Calcutta

Doctor: You need to eat the skin of fruits. So you need to eat those fruits that can be eaten with their skins, such as apples, guavas and cucumbers. Well, what’s your favourite fruit?

Patient: Coconuts.

Aindrila Das, Class II, Sister Nivedita Girls’ School, Calcutta

Question: How did Italy honour the pizza?

Answer: By building a monument — the tower of Pizza.

Soubhik Deb, Class VIII, St Mary’s Orphanage and Day School, Calcutta

Question: What did one pencil say to the other?

Answer: You’re looking sharp.

Namrata Dewanjee, Class II, St Teresa’s Secondary School, Kidderpore

Teacher: Stephen, you are slipping in your studies with every passing day. Ask your father to come and see me tomorrow.

Stephen: Okay, but my father is a doctor. He charges Rs 100 per visit.

Alisha Sarkar, Class V, St Thomas’ Girls’ School, Kidderpore

Three boys from different parts of the world were talking about their motherland.

First boy: My country is so cold that people wear at least 10 jackets.

Second boy: My country is so cold that people wear 20 jackets.

Third boy: That’s nothing. My country is so cold that the cows give ice-cream!

Subhrankash Panda, Class VI, D.A.V. Model School, Durgapur

Policeman: I will arrest you for being drunk in a public place.

Drunkard: How are you so sure that I am drunk?

Policeman: You are walking with one leg in the gutter and the other on the road.

Drunkard: Oh! Thank you, officer. I thought that one of my legs had shortened.

Sunit Paul, Class VII, Don Bosco High School, Guwahati

Man: Help, officer! There’s a bomb in my garden.

Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira

Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Answer: Time to buy a new car.

Tanmoy Sengupta, Class VIII, K.T.P.P. High School, Mecheda, Midnapore East

Mina: What does your father do?

Tina: He makes faces all day.

Mina: What?

Tina: Yes. He works in a clock factory.

Raunak Bhattacharya, Class III, St Michael’s School, Durgapur