Teacher: When was Rome built?

Student: At night.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Student: Well, we all know that it wasn’t built in a day.

Archisman Podder, Class VI, St Mary’s Orphanage and Day School, Dum Dum

Sohan: What date is it today?

Mohan: I don’t know.

Sohan: But you have a newspaper in your pocket. Why don’t you look at it?

Mohan: I can’t. It’s yesterday’s newspaper.

Prateek Jha, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Bokaro, Jharkhand

Man (to God): How much is a million rupees to you?

God: It’s like a rupee.

Man: And how much is a million years to you?

God: A second.

Man: Could you give me a rupee?

God: Just a second.

Iavanya Roy Sharma, Class VI, St Xavier’s School, Bokaro, Jharkhand

Question: Why was the liftman upset?

Answer: Because his life was full of ups and downs.

Dipranil Chakraborty, Class VII, Shibpur S.S.P.S. Vidyalaya, Howrah

Question: Why is The Statue of Liberty standing in New York?

Answer: Because it isn’t sitting.

Bikram Baruah, Class V, Don Bosco School, Guwahati

Nisha: When is it safe to jump off a moving bus?

Pooja: When there is a hospital nearby.

Sneha Saraf, Class VII, Mahadevi Birla Girls’ Higher Secondary School, Calcutta

Sahana: What’s the time?

Ayesha: I don’t know how to tell the time.

Sahana: Just tell me where the clock hands are.

Ayesha: Both of them are inside the clock.

Somdeb Sengupta, Class VIII, Lycee School, Calcutta

Question: Where do rabbits go after marriage?

Answer: To their bunnymoon!

Samrat Saha, Class VII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Ballygunge, Calcutta

Man: Please wake me up at 6 am sharp tomorrow. I have an important meeting.

Servant: Okay. Please wake me up at 5.55 am so that I can wake you up on time.

Sushobhan Dey, Class VII, Don Bosco School, Siliguri

Director: I’m making a movie. What should we call it? It should be a title that touches the heart.

Script writer: Call it Stethoscope.

Soumyadeep Mandal, Class VII, Garia Vidya Bhavana (South), Calcutta

Teacher: Where were you born?

Student: Maharashtra, sir.

Teacher: Spell Maharashtra.

Student: Err... on second thoughts, I was born in Goa.

Rizwan Khan, Class VIII, Birbhum Zilla School, West Bengal