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Anyone who signs Akshay Kumar today gets a free goodwill ambassador for his film. Unlike the two low-key Deol siblings (a polite way of saying boring brothers who never make interesting copy), or the unpredictable Salman Khan (who has his list of favourite dailies) and the duh-do-I-have-to Abhishek Bachchan (who reluctantly makes himself available for interviews only on the eve of a new release), Akshay Kumar pulls out the stops to promote every one of his starrers.
Right now, he’s in
Venice shooting for
Sajid Nadiadwala’s
Kambakht Ishk but
the long distance
promotion of
Chandni Chowk
To China (CCTC)has already
begun. He does
interviews over
e-mail, coordinates photographs between
producer Rohan
Sippy and the
press and adds
his personal touch
by picking up the
phone and calling a
journalist to, say,
check your email,
ma’am, my answers
to your questionnaire have been sent.
It works big time and
there will soon be a
CCTC blitzkrieg in
the media. His competitors will go green
with envy but high-
decibel promotion requires disciplined
hard work —twin
qualities that have
constantly accompanied Akshay, twin
qualities that’ve
brought him to the
position he is in today. For instance,
he’ll call at 9 am our time. You can
work out what the time will be in
Venice then but the man is up and about
before the sun has risen.
That single-minded sense of discipline and revelling in hard work were
what Akshay came armed with to Hindi
cinema. There is one new addition to
Akshay’s armour today —confidence.
It shows in the humour he brings to
most of his answers, cleverly deflecting
from giving a full-fledged answer.
Sample one:
Q) Do you feel you stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the Khans today?
A) Shoulder to shoulder? Are you
blind? I’ve always been taller than all of
them!
Sample two:
Q) Were you disappointed with the flopping of Tashan? |
A) Disappointment? Hell no, I still got
paid for it!
Sample three:
Q) Do you feel
like a veteran in front of (a young newcomer like) Deepika Padukone?
A) My
dear friend, you are only as old as the
girl you’re starring with. So in this
case, I have never felt younger!
Sample four:
Q) You seem to have a special equation with Vipul Shah not only
as film-maker-actor but also as business
partners. True?
A) Yes, and we go for
walks in the park.
Blimey, you make it
sound like we’re having an affair!
Akshay Kumar’s confidence also
came through in Fear Factor, the TV
show he hosted for Colors. Most hosts
(even the venerable AB) diplomatically
keep their personal faith and religious
beliefs away from the camera, by saying, Goodnight, Shabba Khair, Shubh
Ratri, Sat Sri Akal et al. But Akshay
Kumar unabashedly wore his religion
on his sleeve... oops, he was in sleeveless
vests most of the time, but you get the
drift. He, very inoffensively, had all the
contestants chanting the Gayatri
Mantra quite sportingly or saying a fervent ‘Jai Mata Di’ before taking
an adventurous leap. And Akshay always signed off with
just a simple, Indian ‘Namastey’. Sheer confidence!
Hey, psst!
*When it leaked out that
Arshad Warsi and wife Maria
were weathering a storm in
their marriage, an SMS
query elicited this answer.
Maria: Please don’t lis ten to stupid newspa pers because what the
press writes really
does not make a diff
to my personal life.
Interestingly, Ar shad Warsi’s reply
was a forthright, ‘We
are fine. Just a small
fight’. The couple had
lived together for
years before making
their relationship
legit —one remem bers how there were
shocked whispers
about Arshad’s live-
in girlfriend who’d
accompanied him to
an outdoor stint of his debut ABCL film
Tere Mere Sapne, so they’ve been compat ible long before they were married. And
after facing jobless days (before Munna
Bhai) with grit, this is the time for Ar shad-Maria (who have two cute kids) to
be enjoying the spoils of his stardom,
not split and go their different ways.
*As a parting shot, try and solve this
puzzle: How is Kajol related to Jodhaa
Akbar maker Ashutosh Gowariker?
Spend a while figuring out this rather
long-winded answer: Ashutosh’s wife
Sunita’s mother is married to Deb
Mukherjee who is Kajol’s uncle (dad
Shomu Mukherjee’s brother). It also
means that Debu’s son, Ayaan Mukher jee, who is directing a Konkona-Ranbir
film for Karan Johar is Mrs Sunita
Gowariker’s half-brother!
Bharathi S. Pradhan is managing editor Movie Mag International
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