Alisha: What did one tonsil say to the other?

Aditi: I don’t know. What?

Alisha: Get dressed. The doctor is going to take us out tonight.

Aditi Shah, Class VI, St Thomas Girls’ School, Calcutta

Teacher: You know, the Russian ruler used to be called a Czar.

Sunny: What was his wife called ?

Teacher: Czarina.

Sunny: Oh! What were the children called? Czardren?

Archisman Podder, Class VI, St Mary’s Orphanage and Day School, Calcutta

Uncle Tim: Greg, were you a polite little boy in church this morning?

Greg: Sure, a man held out a big plate of money and I said, ‘No, thank you’!

Divvyansh Chhaparia, Class II, Welland Gouldsmith School, Calcutta

Mother: Manisha, why are you not going to school today?

Manisha: It’s our teacher’s birthday today and as a gift to her I am staying home.

Kaustav Das, Class IV, St Joseph’s Convent High School, Chittaranjan

Question: What do you call two banana peels ?

Answer: A pair of slippers.

ADITI JOISHER, Class III , St Agnes School, Kharagpur

Teacher: Ron, if I had 40 oranges in one hand and 60 oranges in the other, one can safely say...

Ron: That you have two very huge hands!

Anushka Mandal, Class V, Carmel School, Durgapur

Question: What do you call a 100- -year-old ant?

Answer: Ant-ique!

Nihal Prakash, Class VIII, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta

Just as a man was going to stick a bill on a wall, he came upon the graffiti, ‘Stick no bills’. His conscience aroused, the man stuck a new bill instead of the old one he had planned to put there. The new one said, ‘Ok’.

SOUVIK GHOSH, Class VI, Mahbert High School, Siliguri

Question: What tea is preferred by foot-ballers during the Football World Cup Tournament?

Answer: Penal-tea.

MADHURIMA SEN, Class VIII, St Joseph’s Convent, Dhanbad

Priya: Why are you so scared of swimming?

Tania: It is not swimming I am scared of. I’m just afraid that my costume will get drenched.

RANJIT KUMAR PATRA, Class VI, KTPP High School, Mecheda, Midnapore

Conductor: There’s a seat here. Please sit down.

Old man: I got onto the bus because I was in a hurry. There’s no time to waste sitting down.

RANJIT KUMAR PATRA, Class VI, KTPP High School, Mecheda, Midnapore